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What Really Happened to Cedric Digory (The True Origin of the Twilight Series)

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So, I was rewatching the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie the other day and I started to develop a theory. Cedric Diggory dies at the end of the movie in the graveyard, right? Well, what if he wasn't really dead. What if he just became [duh, duh, dun] a vampire. Ladies and gentlemen, I have just discovered the true origin of Edward Cullen. My first clue was that Robert Pattinson played both characters in the film adaptations. You think Robert Pattinson played Edward Cullen because he likes Twilight ? You're dead wrong. Robert Pattinson hates Twilight! The only reason he did Twilight was out of loyalty to Cedric's story line. Granted, it's one of the more bizarre character arcs in the Harry Potter series, but J.K. Rowling is richer than the Queen; she doesn't have to make sense. Here's what happened to Cedric: So, first off, Voldemort kills Cedric. Now, a lot of people think that Voldemort killed Cedric because Voldemort is just evil, but the tr...

Best Disney Songs

So, as a follow up to my Disney Princesses Best to Worst blog, I decided to write a blog about the best Disney songs, because I think that a lot of great Disney songs are over looked. I mean, I like Let it Go as much as the next person, but it sort of annoys me when people are like "oh, Let it Go is the best Disney song ever...it's so great and original and it has such a great message..." because Disney has produced hundreds of songs in its history and there are quite a few of them that are better than Let it Go. So, without furthur ado, here is my list of best Disney songs (sans Let it Go): Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride (Lilo and Stitch) God Help the Outcasts (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) Son of Man (Tarzan) Hellfire (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) The Virginia Company (Pocahontas) I Won't Say I'm in Love (Hercules) I Can Go the Distance (Hercules) Whistle Stop (Robin Hood) Cruella DeVille (101 Dalmatians) Just Around the River Bend (Pocahontas) Once U...