Responding to Robert Pattinson's Disasterous Pasta Adventure
I'm writing today because I am outraged. OUTRAGED! The good name of pasta, one of the most delicious foods on the planet, has been maligned. It has been shamefully microwaved and slathered in disgraceful cornflakes and sugar and sliced (sliced!!!) cheese. The horror is beyond belief. Like many of you, I mourn the degradation of this once wonderful meal. In case you're really confused about what I'm talking about, let me back up a bit and give you some background before I go in to a full fledged *rant.* One of the silver lining of the coronavirus lockdown is lots and *lots* of weird celebrity news and out and out absurdity overall. Normally, I don't care about that stuff too much, but there comes a point when things become too bizarre to ignore (case in point, Tiger King ), and Robert Pattinson (aka the sparkly vampire that dominated the pop culture of my early high school years) has just broken that absurdity meter. In case you haven't heard, Robert Pattin