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The Levels of Nail Polish Addiction

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Hi, my name is MC and I own at least fifty bottles of nail polish. True Happiness Why? How? What for? I don't know. All I do know is that if you go into my apartment, you will find a strategically placed photo box full of nail polish. I mean, if you think about it, 50 bottles of nail polish is ridiculous, not just because it's 50 bottles but because nail polish is really weird to begin with. That may sound like an extreme statement, but based on my super accurate statistics that I have just made up, over 99% of females in the US own at least one bottle of nail polish. Some of them don't even know that they own nail polish, but it's there. It's hiding under your bed, in your medicine cabinet, stuffed in the back of your sock drawer, maybe even in a forlorn duffle bag stuffed in our closet somewhere. Even the women who don't like nail polish have nail polish: It's been given to them as gifts, inherited from friends, or, sometimes, it just spontaneously

Top 10 Psychos in Game of Thrones

So, if you watch Game of Thrones , you know that last season everyone was really excited because King Joffrey was killed off. Everyone was like, "finally! we got rid of the most sadistic, horrible person on the show." That's cool and everything, but did you? Did you really? Like, Joffrey was a bad dude and everything, but are we forgetting the guy who likes to flay people alive and the cannibals? Joffrey was definitely the face of the psychopath community on Game of Thrones , but he certainly wasn't the only one. So, in case you were looking for a new crazy person to worry about, have no fear; I'm here to provide you with a list of the top ten psychos on Game of Thrones . 1. Ramsay Snow/Bolton: I thought a lot about this top spot. I know that a lot of people think that Joffrey is much more psycho than Ramsay (and I agree), but I've decided that Ramsay is by far worse. I mean, this is a guy who likes to flay people alive and hunt women for sport. Let me say