Just Sayin'

You know you're getting old when you get online one day and you're like "what? what is this Vine the kids are using these days? what does it even mean? What is a Reddit? When did Facebook stop being the dominant form of social media?" Like, seriously, there used to be like two ways to interact with people online and now there are like fifty million. It's too much! How many platforms do you need to spew your selfies across the internet. Everytime I post something on Facebook these days, I'm like "yep, officially a dinosaur." I've accepted the fact that I can no longer keep up with the young people and their various Yik Yaks and Tumblrs, but that doesn't you shouldn't keep up! For all of these people out there who are like me, I've put together a list of everything you need to know about the different forms of social media. Consider this your guide to the internet. MySpace: If Justin Timberlake didn't own a significant chunk of...

So, no one ever said it was easy to be a girl. One of my best friends (who is a girl) has recently become interested in looking cute . What does cute mean exactly? I'm not really sure, but I think cute means you paint your nails at least three times a week, wear shoes that murder your feet, have perfume that matches your mood/outfit, and wear things that say 'I like to have fun but I'm also a person you could watch Game of Thrones with). I know; that's a lot for clothes to say considering they DON'T HAVE MOUTHES. Anyway, I'm all for looking cute, so I've put together a helpful list of tips that will make you the cutest person ever who ever tried to be cute at any time in history. 1. Wear a cantaloupe on our head:  Most people don't realize this, but a wearing a watermelon on your head isn't cute. Try a cantaloupe instead. Wearing a cantaloupe is a subtle way to let people know that you go to the grocery store. Plus, it's a lot more casual than...