Yik Yak Speaks: Reactions to Game of Thrones

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So, after last night's finale of Game of Thrones, I noticed a ton of awesome Yaks about the episode (because, you know, Yik Yak really has its finger on the pulse of the nation). In honor of the end of season five, I decided to share my favorite Yaks with you (and yes, one or two of them are mine):

Some people were concerned for their personal safety:


Others faced an existential crisis:







One helpful yak-er offered a succinct summary of the past season:


Many expressed *some* frustration:







Some questioned everything:




Others offered helpful tips:





Others needed help themselves:


While others tried to put things into perspective:






Of course, there were the obligatory 'Winter is Coming' jokes:



Some consoled themselves with hopes of resurrection: 







While others mourned for Jon Snow:



Meanwhile, some had kind words for Theon: 


There was also plenty of commentary on the Lannister situation:



Many looked forward to next year with trepidation:




One person offered an unequivocally true statement:


And someone aptly pointed out that...


Just sayin'

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