M&Ms for the One Percent
Fly business woman M&M |
So, last night a couple of my friends and I were having a sleepover; it was a typical girl's night: cookie dough, boy talk, watching The Tudors so we could sigh over Jonathan Rhys Meyers (but actually), and M&Ms. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against M&Ms; it's just that they're not the classiest of candies. I mean, if you want to get fancy, you hit up the Ghirardelli store, not the Mars company. But there are exceptions to every rule; and in this case, that exception is Coconut M&Ms.
Classy Green M&M |
The Non-Classy M&Ms |
Let's just face it, coconut M&Ms are the classiest of the M&Ms. If there was a social hierarchy of M&Ms they would be the New York socialites drink champagne and calling people "darling". Simply darling! In the M&M world, dark chocolate M&Ms are the rockstars and peanut butter M&Ms are the butchers, the bakers, and the candle stick makers, but coconut M&Ms are the presidents, the senators, and the people who make really good muffins. I mean, considering that the original M&Ms were the first M&Ms, they're surprisingly inferior. The original M&Ms and the peanut M&Ms are the plebs of the M&M universe and don't even get me started on the pretzel M&Ms, they are the bitter old men of M&M land whose hearts are five sizes too small and full of salty, crunchy pastry that no one wants to eat unless they're trying to lose weight but they still want to eat M&Ms because the whole point of pretzel M&Ms is that they're low calorie and no one would like them otherwise.
Just sayin'.
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