If Game of Thrones Characters Made New Year's Resolutions
So, I'm not really a fan of New Year's resolutions. To me, it just seems sort of silly because I never stick to them. However, I do think your New Years resolutions say something about you. So, I got to thinking, if Game of Thrones characters made New Year's resolutions, what would they be?
Daenerys Targaryen: Learn how to train my dragons.
Jon Snow: Figure out this whole Lord of Light resurrection thing. (Ghost: Munch. Crunch. Lick. Run.)
Arya Stark: Cersei Lannister, Walder Frey, Ilyn Payne, Thoros of Myr, Beric Dondarrion, the Red Woman...
Tyrion Lannister: 1) Get wine. 2) Drink wine. 3) Join Daenerys Targaryen. 4) Meet a dragon. 5) Get wine. 6) Drink wine.
Jaime Lannister: Invest in prosthetics research.
Cersei Lanninster: 1) Kill my brother Tyrion. 2) Take vengeance. 3) Drink some wine. 4) Laugh manically.
Sansa Stark: 1) Get lemons. 2) Make lemon cakes. 3) Eat lemon cakes. 4) Repeat.
Melisandre:Burn Westeros to the ground. Burn the WORLD to the ground.
Littlefinger: Plot. If you can't plot, scheme.
King Tommen: Find a friend for Ser Pounce.
Margaery Tyrell: Stop being a queen. Be the queen. Then, buy new dresses -- pretty dresses.
Gendry: Just keep rowing, rowing, rowing, rowing...
Hot Pie: Don't give up on the gravy. Never give up on gravy.
Ser Davos, the Onion Knight: Find a better nickname.
Hodor: Hodor.
Just sayin'
Daenerys Targaryen: Learn how to train my dragons.
Jon Snow: Figure out this whole Lord of Light resurrection thing. (Ghost: Munch. Crunch. Lick. Run.)
Arya Stark: Cersei Lannister, Walder Frey, Ilyn Payne, Thoros of Myr, Beric Dondarrion, the Red Woman...
Looks like he needs a hand. |
Jaime Lannister: Invest in prosthetics research.
Cersei Lanninster: 1) Kill my brother Tyrion. 2) Take vengeance. 3) Drink some wine. 4) Laugh manically.
Sansa Stark: 1) Get lemons. 2) Make lemon cakes. 3) Eat lemon cakes. 4) Repeat.
Melisandre:
Littlefinger: Plot. If you can't plot, scheme.
King Tommen: Find a friend for Ser Pounce.
Margaery Tyrell: Stop being a queen. Be the queen. Then, buy new dresses -- pretty dresses.
Gendry: Just keep rowing, rowing, rowing, rowing...
Hot Pie: Don't give up on the gravy. Never give up on gravy.
Ser Davos, the Onion Knight: Find a better nickname.
Hodor: Hodor.
Just sayin'
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