The Pumpkin Song

So, my roommate asked me to write a parody of Burred Lines that was about pumpkins (since she's basically on an all pumpkin diet). You're welcome.

All you pumpkins get up!
All you pumpkins get up!
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


If you're not a squash, if you're not a gourd
If you're not a zucchini, if you're not a cucumber
Maybe I'm making pie
Maybe I'm carving a jack o' lantern
Maybe I'm orange
All you pumpkins get up

OK now he was close, tried to carve you
But you're an vegetable, baby, it's in your nature
Just let me carve you
Hey, hey, hey
You don't need no squash
Hey, hey, hey
That gourd is not your gourd

And that's why I'm gon' take a good gourd
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good gourd
Can't let this pumpkin get past me
You're far from squash
Talk about getting carved
I hate these pumpkin pies!
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good gourd
The way you carve me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
All you pumpkins get up


What do they make pies for
When you've got some whip cream
What do we need ice cream for?
You the hottest pie in this place
I feel so lucky
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna eat me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with eat me?
Hey, hey, hey

OK now he was close, tried to carve you
But you're an vegetable, baby, it's in your nature
Just let me bake you
Hey, hey, hey
You don't need no crust
Hey, hey, hey
That pie is not your pie
Hey, hey, hey


And that's why I'm gon' take a good gourd
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good gourd
Can't let this pumpkin get past me
You're far from squash
Talk about getting carved
I hate these pumpkin pies!
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good gourd
The way you carve me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me
All you pumpkins get up!
I love these pumpkin pies!
I know you want it
I love them pies
I know you want it
I love them pies
I know you want it
But you're a good gourd
The way you bake me
Must wanna eat me
Go ahead, go eat me

All you pumpkins get up
All you pumpkins get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

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