I Don't Believe in Lunch

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I don't eat lunch. I don't eat lunch because I don't believe in lunch. You see, to me, lunch is just kinda unnecessary, like the Cinderella 2 or North Dakota. I mean, I understand that people get hungry between breakfast and dinner, but three meals a day just seems like too much to me. Two meals is good for me; if I get hungry in the middle of the day, I just eat a pop-tart or something. I like pop-tarts.

I mention all of this because, at my college dining hall, breakfast is not served on Saturdays or Sundays. They only have lunch/brunch. I feel like that's meal discrimination. Clearly, breakfast is more important than lunch. I mean, breakfast is the meal on which you break your fast and everyone always says "breakfast is the most important meal of the day". So, I don't understand why the dining hall chooses to make me wait until 10:30 to get something to eat. And, if anything, they should have breakfast/brunch.

I like breakfast. It's the only meal at which it is socially acceptable to eat pop-tarts (not like I don't eat pop-tarts whenever I want or anything like that...). Just sayin'.

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  1. Organized ChaosJuly 15, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    I don't eat breakfast. Just lunch and dinner.

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    1. M.C.July 15, 2012 at 2:47 PM

      You are the opposite of me. Actually, not, because I do eat dinner.

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